Every house party has one knock-out-of-your-league supermonster (right) that grew up in Barcelona but is here directing videos even though she’s only 21. If you go for her you will bomb. Go for the lamprey (left) next to her and at the very least people will respect you for not being shallow.
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How perturbed and uncomfortable does he look with his sad attempt at “weird guy”? Face it, buddy: You’re normal. Strap on a white baseball cap and a J. Crew button-down and call it a day. Comments/Enlarge See all
